Traditional Vegan

I'm a grower, not a shower

Each received the gift of tongues and other miraculous powers

It had been a toss-up between the Fruit of Fear or the Root of Evil.

Randall went with Root.

(From Tofu Tinglers: Campfire Vegan Tales)

Carrot is stick -- Stick is carrot

Greg listed two interests in his eHarmony profile: vigils and dominoes

"Maybe I should add jogging," he thought

The full cauliflower always lifted his spirits