And the berry lies down with the corn

(Church Camp, 1984)

No match for Rachel's restless leg

Juegos locos

It was Thursday, shopping day, and we were eager to get to the supermarket

The General's coming home!

The Ladies' Man introduces his little friend

The life cycle of a celebrity

Without his cape and toe rings the Amazing Cruibini could be anybody

When sleep disorders collide

George and Martha have just returned from a faculty party.

It’s late, but at Martha’s insistence a young couple, their neighbors, have come over for a card game. George has been digging and thumping all day and is tired and deeply ashamed. Martha taunts him ruthlessly.  George brandishes a carrot, laughs apologetically, then eats the carrot, suddenly noticing that Martha’s naked, that she's always been naked.  The neighbors excuse themselves, go outside, and do their business in the flower bed.

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The first time he walked in on his grandparents having sex

Our town's WiFi occasionally draws blood

Great Ballet Performances: La Bayadere

The scene where Solor, freshly sashed from Appomattox, betrays the lovely Nikiya for cheese

Oysterers out harvesting

The traditional way to make a Singapore Sling

After the nineteenth song* he decided to help them both on their way

*“Babe” by Styx, nineteen times

On this day in 1796 at 6:15 a.m.

Hot wood comes to Beavertown

The death of Eddie, inventor of "tire" and "postal service"

His friend Troy, inventor of "fire" and "fire safety," saw it all.  Unfortunately the only warning that came to Troy's mind was "Stop, Drop, and Roll," but like anything out of Troy's mouth it came out as "hugg . . .  hugg . . . hugg. . . "  

Later that evening Troy invented "drinking goat water to excess" and "clubbing oneself over the head until unconscious." He was never the same affectionate bon vivant again.

"Traditional Cheeseways in Arthurian Literature" was one of the Faire's most popular workshops

In his spare time Moroni enjoys Thai food and small engine repair

My "I do" slipped right into a Dos Equis and some artfully arranged piles of small delicious mammals

For the best in quality and taste choose locally grown

Giraffe, the other dotted meat

They never gave a thought to baby carrots until it happened to them

The Sons of Stonewall took to parkour like no one's business

The muzzle is dead, long live the muzzle

Our club recruits mostly by ambush, followed by snacks and pamphlets and if necessary a bicep curl

Pierre, my friend, I'm tired of walking. I think our sheep's about to sail.

Reverend Jones denied a lot of things but very rarely himself